Slayer vs Westboro Baptist Church: ‘Crazy Train’ Parody At Jeff Hanneman’s Funeral

May 5th, 2013 by

God Hates Metal

God Hates Metal according to Westboro Baptist Church

Westboro Baptist Church are at it again with the horrific announcement that the bastards plan to picket the funeral of late Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman. Claiming that they will sing their “parody” of Ozzy Osbourne‘s “Crazy Train” “at full voice” during the Slayer guitarist’s funeral.

Jeff Hanneman died at approximately 11:00am on Thursday the 2nd of May near his Southern California home. He was just 49. Hanneman was in an area hospital when he suffered liver failure. Due to a terminal illness called necrotising fasciitis which he is thought to have contracted from a spider bite, 2 years earlier.

Necrotising fasciitis is more commonly known as a flesh eating disease, which is caused by a bacterial infection of the deeper layers of skin and subcutaneous tissues.

“Necrotizing fasciitis is quickly progressing, having greater risk of developing in the immunocompromised due to conditions like diabetes, cancer, etc. It is a severe disease of sudden onset and is usually treated immediately with high doses of intravenous antibiotics.” – Wikipedia

Jeff Hanneman of Slayer dies 2nd of May 2013

Jeff Hanneman dead at the age of 49

Slayer fans have become outraged by the news, with social media sites like Facebook daring the church to even try to protest at the event, that they might meet their quick demise. The onslaught of Hate for the church has been universal by the metal community.

Westboro Baptist Church — is fringe group of fundamentalist Christians who continues to make headlines around the world for their extreme anti-gay views and outrageous protests at the funerals of U.S. soldiers, regardless of the soldiers actual sexuality. The so called “Church” first used lyrics from the Ozzy song “Crazy Train” at events surrounding a Supreme Court hearing in 2011. Two daughters of the church’s founder used the paraphrased lyrics from the song at the post-Supreme Court hearing press conference in Washington D.C.

Ozzy shows his disgust for the Westboro Bastard Church

Ozzy commented “I am sickened and disgusted by the use of ‘Crazy Train’ to promote messages of hate and evil by a ‘church,'” in response to the news of his song being used by Westboro Baptist Church.

In a June 2010 during an interview on “Rockline”, Ozzy Osbourne slated the Westboro Baptist Church’s protest of Ronnie James Dio’s funeral. “I thought it was in such bad taste that those people had those banners about Ronnie James Dio. That’s disgusting. They say that we’re the anti-christ. Well, what makes them any better?”

Crazy Train Parody on YouTube

The Westboro Baptist Church has even had the audacity to publicise their awful “parody” of “Crazy Train” on YouTube. I have included it for reference, but I really don’t enjoy sharing anything these worthless excuses for human beings have created.

Westboro Baptist Church’s “Crazy Train” “parody” lyrics:

Amazing, that’s how God rolls.
Millions of people, drowning in woe.
Crazy, it’s much too late.
To speak about love, when you brought on is hate.
Crying about your feelings, or your sin, no shame.

You’re going straight to hell, on a crazy train.
You’re going straight to hell, on a crazy train.

Let’s go!

You listen to preachers, your leaders are fools.
You’re raping false prophets, who make their own rules.
The base is ascending, to rule and control.
The media sells it, and you pay the toll.

The station goes deceiving, their torment you in flames.
You’re going straight to hell, on a crazy train.

We’ve told you your destruction is imminent.
You should have listen to our words.

Isn’t God’s fury?, That’s forced onto them,
The ruling rebellion, God is made to numb.
Crazy, the pride as you well.
Your birth will be brutal, he will say what is fair!

God is not been sleeping, he’s gonna bring the pain.
It’s time for your final ride on this crazy train.
Your final stop is hell on this crazy train.

Other disgusting stuff the Westboro Baptist Church has been up to

The Wall Street Journal describes the Westboro Baptist Church as a “tiny Kansas church who preaches that U.S. deaths in Afghanistan and Iraq are punishment for America’s tolerance of homosexuality and abortion.”

‘You’re Going to Hell,’ ‘Thank God for Dead Soldiers,’ and ‘God Hates You’ are some of Westboro’s favourite slogans to use at their gatherings.

You are not authorized to see this part
Please, insert a valid App IDotherwise your plugin won't work.

What are your thoughts?


Slayer vs Westboro Baptist Church: ‘Crazy Train’ Parody At Jeff Hanneman’s Funeral has 28 Responses:

  1. Me says:

    I hope these Westboro cunts get the beating of their lives and rot in their make belief hell! All hail SLAYER!!!!!!!

  2. Execlipse says:

    Evil fucking people,
    This angers me.

  3. Arturs says:

    You know you say we are satanists,the satan has took our minds away bla bla blaaa….
    Seriously you all can go fuck yourself by going down to the local pharmacy center and buy some viagra,it should help.

  4. Davi says:

    something that didn’t exist cannot hate anything!

  5. I foresee some retards getting hurt. Badly.

  6. Raven says:

    We should gather a few thousands of fans and reply with “Hell Awaits” whilst beating their faces in.
    Hail Slayer!

  7. Christian Persad says:

    Wow, I actually enjoyed that song….ohwaitaminute, it sounds like Crazy Train…

  8. Tony Banks says:

    are these people really this stupid i mean come on anti gay really what if one of there family members is gay i mean if someone is happy let them be happy dont make their life a living hell people this generation jesus

    • Slayer Fan says:

      A lot of these guys ARE gay and uncomfortable with their sexuality. They have been caught smoking crystal meth and fucking gay prostitutes in hotel rooms. Hypocrisy.

  9. eric says:

    ummm. by making a cover of this song arent they going against “god” because god hates this type of music? WBC FUCK YOU

  10. Jatin Kalon says:

    JEFF HANNEMNAN, you rest in peace my brother… we’ll make sure they’re fuckd and castrated..
    -love from INDIA 🙂

  11. Capt.Pantsless says:

    Please note: WBC gets a bunch of their funding by sueing people that assault them when they picket funerals and whatnot. DON’T get in a physical fight – or they’ll probably try to extract cash from you or anyone else they can. And then you’ll end-up paying for more signs.

    • Mr.Doom says:

      Don’t leave any around to sue you after?

    • james ashburn says:

      They can only sue if they get the person who did it mob them and make sure they all get such severe brain damage they wont remember who it was who kicked the crap out of them

  12. Julie says:

    Ozzy should sue them for ripping off his music.

  13. John curry says:

    Dr Intolerance says:
    05/05/2013 at 12:58
    I foresee some retards getting hurt. Badly.

  14. Curry says:

    Dr Intolerance says:
    05/05/2013 at 12:58
    I foresee some retards getting hurt. Badly and I wish I was one of the ones doing it rest in peace Jeff

  15. getbent says:

    There’s only one thing to say to WBC and it’s vile race of quislings….. HELL AWAITS!

  16. damned child says:

    hanneman, an mind and soul opener, part of a band that ispired ne since the first day. my honorable respects. rip. damned child

    • Its funny. Because it was always said that “God” loves everyone. Also, I thought “God” was the only thing to judge. So these people at Westboro put them self at “Gods” level or even above by judging. Now protesting a funeral? Wow! The disrespect! Im sure “God” would love such filth. Regardless of your own belief, or feeling on any subject matter it is just not right to protest any funeral. How disgusting and classless….

  17. Mary says:

    Some idiots have no respect for their fellow man. Sad bunch these WESTBORO bunch o nutters!!

  18. Blackie197666 says:

    Make sure that you destroy their cameras that is how they know who to sue

  19. Erich Araujo says:

    seriously the goverment needs to stop them or someone’s gonna die

  20. SidewaySShoeS says:

    Wish i could be there.. Dont let them disgrace one if not the greatest metal artists of all time! With there fake god loving bullshit! Shoot first.. Love from the east coast!

  21. […] Westboro Baptist Church plan protest at Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman's funeral | News | NME.COM Westboro Baptist Church: 'Crazy Train' Parody At Jeff Hanneman's Funeral If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. Thomas Paine, […]

    • Dustin "Sinacle" Gibson says:

      Yikes these guys are wackos. Westboro seem to pull straight from the lyrics of a recent Slayer classic. Discipile! Hate heals don’t it. Rest in peace, Jeff hanneman. Without Slayer, I would be playing heavy metal. And fuck those closet case bastards in that cult.

  22. Slayer Fan says:

    Hypocritical lyrics…
    “Crazy, it’s much too late.
    To speak about love, when you brought on is hate.”

    Isn’t that ironic? The WBC spreads MORE hate than any other groups, besides maybe Al Qaeda.

    SLAYER has touched millions more lives globally in a positive manner, than this bullshit cult of a church could ever hope to do.

  23. […] post Slayer vs Westboro Baptist Church: ‘Crazy Train’ Parody At Jeff Hanneman’s Funeral appeared first on Soul Sanctuary – British Heavy Metal […]